Check your hunny for lumps and bumps next time you get down and dirty

May 4, 2016

Attention sexy, young humans. We’ve got something important to say and you need to listen up. Cancer is something that plagues the lives of too many people. If you’ve not been directly affected by it then the chances are that you’ll know somebody else whose life has been permanently altered by this fuck-boy of a disease.





It might not be something that we all think about that often, being the hot, young things that we are, but unfortunately cancer doesn’t discriminate against age and we shouldn’t be waiting until we enter those high-risk years to be taking the appropriate preventative measures. Early detection is what saves lives and we just so happen to have stumbled upon a very sexy way to stay on top of our health care checks while also keeping our libido fed and happy.





We bring to you The Cancer-Sutra. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like, a step-by-step sex position guide aimed to help you feel out for lumps and bumps on your sugar’s curves and creases.


100% of the proceeds from both the posters and e-book are sent straight back to Stupid Cancer, an organisation that supports a global network of patients, survivors, caregivers and advocates to ensure young adults that are affected by cancer are aware of all of the age appropriate resources that are available to them so they can get on with living their busy lives.





The Cancer-Sutra will appeal to the multi-tasking humans of the world because not only will you be able to tick yourself off with a clean bill of health for the day, but you’re also able to treat yourself to a mind-blowing orgasm or two. Throw in a snack of some sort (nothing too hot as you’re probably going to be naked after all) and you’ve got yourself a good time.


What do you do if you find something a little suspicious during your time beneath the sheets? Firstly, don’t panic, these things are quite often nothing at all. Secondly, book an appointment with your local doctor and have them check it out. While these things are often nothing serious, it’s still important not leave it too late to get it checked out because it’s good to know what is and isn’t normal for your body.





So what are you waiting for? Grab your lover (with consent), take off their pants (with further consent) and get touchy feely for a few hours. Can you really think of a better way to spend your afternoon? *




For more information or to purchase your very own Cancer-Sutra you can visit


*Yes, if you added snacks to the scenario, that would make it the best afternoon.




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