Obama tries his hand at stand-up comedy and it's fkn brilliant

May 1, 2016

Remember when you were always on your best behaviour throughout your high school years and then as you entered into your final term your ‘fucks given’ started to decline rapidly along with your will to put proper pants on in the morning? That’s pretty much where Obama is at right now and we couldn’t be prouder of the dude.



During his final speech at The White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Obama delivered what can only be described as a massive Fuck You to the infamous Donald Trump, who oddly enough was not present at the event.


Lost in his dulcet tones, we could be forgiven for thinking his speech was going to end in the usual, traditional form expected of a world leader. He starts, “free press is central to our democracy and… Nah, I’m just kidding. You know I’m going to talk about Trump. We weren’t just going to stop there.”







“I am a little hurt he’s not here tonight. We had so much fun the last time.”


“I am a little surprised though. You’ve got a room full of reporters, celebrities, cameras and he says no?”


“What could he possibly be doing instead? Is he at home? Eating a Trump steak and tweeting out insults?”


The crowd perks up, most of them excited about the prospects of a political smackdown. All except for this lady in the yellow, she must be a secret Trump supporter because she is not impressed, at all. Lighten up lady, because he is just getting started.




The audience are both excited and confused, shifting uncomfortably. “Uh, Obama… are you allowed to say that? I mean… what if you know who hears about this?”


It’s clear that Obama doesn’t give two flying fucks if you know who hears about this because he’s already got a plethora of material up his sleeve ready to fire back if Trump does in fact choose to send some of his ole’ tweet magic Obama’s way.


Obama takes a moment to let it all sink in and then, cool as a cucumber, he continues.


“They say Donald lacks the foreign policy experience to be President but in fairness he has spent years meeting with leaders around the world. Miss Sweden, Miss Argentina…”


"There's one area where Trump's experience could be invaluable and that's closing Guantanamo because Trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground." 


Good one Obamz, kick him where it hurts.


If this wasn’t already enough of a blessing Obama sealed the deal WITH AN ACTUAL MIC DROP and said “ I have two words for you. Obama Out.”


What a time to be alive. Our minds are blown. Love your work Obama.


Watch the magic here.


 and the most impressive part, that mic drop.





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