December 29, 2017

Parents, one minute you wish they would leave you the heck alone, the next minute you are upset when they don't reply to your FB message even though you explained that you can see when they have 'seen' it, which ended in you having to reassure them that you couldn't...

July 2, 2017

What the fuck did we do before smart phones existed? How did we know what complete strangers were doing with their weekend and would we really have remembered our sister's birthday without facebook reminding us with a friendly, yet firm, pop up notification?...

April 21, 2017

Your parents. The two people that gave you the gift of life, looked after you until they could legally kick you out and then tried to avoid the devious hormonal mess that you turned into until you gave them grandchildren. They may have been subject to a few, small whit...

December 28, 2016

NYE, the most over-hyped evening of the year. It's all anyone can talk about in the week following Christmas and it ends up being a little like a sad, fizzled firework that doesn't quite go off properly.

I have experienced NYE in both Sydney and Scotland (in which NYE i...

August 26, 2016

The days of strategically choosing people to cling onto in high school are gone. Your best mate got married and the others are following suit at a fast pace. The tribe you had been so closely tied to is now dissolving as adulthood kicks in and all of a sudden you're fi...

August 1, 2016

The aroma of expensive perfume mixed with giddy screeching and some crappy pop song causes my senses to become a little all over the fucking place.

 I take a deep breath then mutter, "I'll just wait for you outside." This is not return of the Mack, this is get the hell...

April 4, 2016

I’m not sure if you noticed (you might have been too busy doing useful things with your life) but social media recently had a Britney meltdown (circa 2007) when another one of the K-Klan unleashed their naked bits to the world in an attempt to once again ‘break the int...

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