February 10, 2019

It took me 22 years to have a proper crush. I never liked boys in the schoolyard because it’s hard to doge rocks AND still be attracted to someone. There were never any men in movies that were realistic enough to spark interest in me. (I thought I had a crush on Lucy L...

December 21, 2018

find me someone that doesn’t mind when you hug them with a fully moist front. It’s rarely welcomed by friends, let alone potential sexual partners.

August 22, 2017

I’m currently in a transitional phase, which is a euphemism for unemployment.

I’ve also decided to move, end my post-grad studies, and try to figure my shit out. While this is exciting, I’ve found myself in a purgatory of time. Ok yes, I do have plans and know what I’m...

May 18, 2017

We live in the digital age. I have a better relationship with my phone than I do with most people in my life. Phones help us to do everything: eat, stalk, access our money, vibrate when lonely. It’s undeniable that a high percentage of us twenty-somethings have used ou...

April 3, 2017

Thanks to T-Swizzle and her pack of model BFFs, last year was all about the “squad” (#squadgoals). I can’t say that I'm too disappointed that the “squad” is dying off, because I’m more a “Friend Family” kind of guy. My friends are a second family to me, we’re so fuckin...

February 16, 2017

Musical duo, Timothy Carroll and Oscar Dawson, met as 18-year-old volunteer teachers in South East Asia. After a few years, full of musical longing for one another (we can only assume) they reunited in 2013 to create the band Holy Holy and now grace our earholes with t...

December 21, 2016

For some, Christmas is a magical time of year. It’s all about decorating, seeing loved ones, spreading joy and cheer. Then there’s the rest of us. The ones that see Christmas a routine form of inhumane torture. The Grinches.

I literally grunted when I opened the email i...

November 22, 2016

Sometimes I think as a species we’re moving ahead. Then there are other times (like when an orange beast is elected president of the free fucking world) and I realise that maybe we’re not as progressive as I first thought.

I had one of these realisations last week. I wa...

October 23, 2016

It’s getting to the stage of my life where I am expected to be making serious decisions. I need to hone my political views, consider where I see myself in the future and ask myself the big questions, such as do I prefer girth or length? It’s a lot to deal with. 


August 31, 2016

The idea of me passing on words of wisdom that are anywhere near the neighbourhood, suburb or stratosphere of fitness advice seems mildly criminal. Why, you ask? Well, let’s just say that I would describe my current body type as ‘out of work plus size model’ and curren...

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