December 22, 2018

Welcome to the pasty people club. We are mildly exclusive and you can only sit with us if you’re pasty AF and if we can sit in the shade...

July 30, 2016

Women have been unnecessarily apologising since the dawn of time. The cavewoman grunted to caveman, “Sorry honey, I didn't get a chance to tidy the cave today, that damn sabre tooth tiger is back again,” and caveman probably responded with an unenthusiastic groan then...

July 12, 2016

It’s been nearly 12-years since Mr Big somehow convinced Carrie that he was a good guy, Charlotte finally found her Prince Harry and God knows what antics Samantha has been up to since but what about Miranda? She's probably busy fulfilling the life of a normal human be...

July 9, 2016

There's no doubting that parents have a big job on their hands, with putting up with our shit and raising the future generation and all but does that make it okay for them to lie to us to make their lives easier. If you ask them they'll say 'hell yes'. While they were...

March 1, 2016

So, I’m waiting for an elevator. Just a boring looking elevator except for the fact that it’s packed with all of my exes. Every single one of them. I have to make a decision, do I want to ride the elevator to the bottom with them or jump out of the window?

And then I wo...

February 16, 2016

Lisa Simpson changed my life. No, seriously she did. I’m sure there aren’t many people out there saying that an eight-year-old had a profound influence on their personal development but Lisa surely did.


The Simpsons dominated most of my childhood viewing time, as woul...

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